Featured Skater: Ciderella #3

May 1st, 2015

This month, we are featuring the incredible Ciderella. We all love skating with Cider – not only is she an absolute power force on track, but she is filled to the brim with ideas and tactical knowledge. She’s amazingly lovely too, with a ridiculous sense of humour (that’s what she said…) and we are really sad to see her leave us in September. However, we know she’ll be back – Auld Reekie For Life!

If you want to catch her in her last ARRG home game for probably a pretty long time, she’ll be playing at the British Champs premier division tournament this Saturday. If there weren’t enough reasons to come along, here’s one big reason.

Joined ARRG in:

When it first started, so like 2008?

Role in ARRG:

All star skater and coach.

Favourite Position to Play:

Anywhere in the pack really.

Your Derby Story – Why Are You Here?:

I saw a recruitment poster in a pub when the league was just starting out. I went to the meeting in Bannermans with my flatmate at the time (Lucy) and here I am.

Best Derby-Related Advice:

Aspire to do the best you can but remember it is YOUR journey so go at your own pace. Don’t worry about anyone else’s.

What You Do For The League Aside From Skating:

This year I mostly just coach and work with Training and Progression. I also travel to coach other leagues on behalf of ARRG. Last year I captained the All Stars.

Any Funny/Embarrassing Derby Stories:

Yes, 7 years worth!

Derby Hero: 

Anyone who has supported derby one way or another over the years. I’ve seen such an incredible transformation of the sport and I’ve loved every part of it. I am curious to see where it will go next.

What Do You Do Outside of Derby:

I like to go for walks and do outdoorsy things. A good book and food are usually high up on my list of priorities. Spare weekends away from ARRG derby also get filled with coaching derby elsewhere. Because I like to travel and visit other leagues, usually with my coach pal Crazylegs.

Fun Fact About You:

I am off to do some more travelling. This will be my last season with ARRG for a few years as I am heading off to do the Trans-siberian train in September and then work in Australia for a while where I will hopefully find a friendly league to skate with 🙂 Champs in Edinburgh will be my last home game for a long while so please come watch!

SOAK 4 – Coach Three!

April 24th, 2015
It’s time to have a look at our next amazing coach – and again it’s one of our veteran ARRG skaters – the amazing Ciderella! Cider has been skating for 7 years with Auld Reekie, both as a player and as last years captain of the All Stars. She’s been on the national Scottish team since its set up in 2011, and has coached both Team Scotland and Auld Reekie, as well as guest coaching across the world, so she certainly knows her way around the track.
As a fan of the Hunger Games, we wondered what her main skill or strength would be if she were selected as Tribute, and her response was excellent:
 I would be good at eating all of the food stuffs before going into the arena. after that I will teach them all about derby and we will rise up and destroy our oppressors
Interesting, and ambitious – though perhaps not as ambitious as her hopes for a sponsor gift:
I would like even wider peripheral vision. the full 360 if possible.
Well, we are not sure if we are going to be able to teach owl vision at SOAK 4, but we do have many other secret skills to share! Tickets are still available: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1429029

SOAK 4 – Second Coach Announcement!

April 17th, 2015
Image courtesy of Floyd King Photography

 

After the incredible response we had from last weeks coach announcement, we thought we better keep the game up – so we are moving straight on to the famous… CRAZYLEGS! Most of you will know her as Team Scotland captain, and ARRG skater, but here’s her full credentials:

 

I’ve been a pivot / blocker for ARRG’s All Star Team for every home and away game for 7 years!  I also skated as a jammer/blocker for three seasons on our Home Team the Skatefast Club (2014 winners FYI!).  Past Captain of the All Stars, and currently an All Star pivot, Coach, and twice Captain of Team Scotland at the Roller Derby World Cup. I’ve really enjoyed leading on skates and off skates sessions at boot camps all over Europe, but SOAK days are my absolute fave. So much fun 🙂

Very good, we know. But, would she survive the HungARRG Games? We asked her to describe what her main skill or strength would be if she were selected as Tribute?

I’m really good at Power Napping to refuel quickly.  I’m also member of a secret club called ‘Super Bar Brawlers’ -I’m great in a pub fight. ‘One Punch Parry’.  BAM.

So she’ll be good to have around at the afterparty if things start to take an odd turn.

Just like the rest of us, Crazylegs likes to focus on the important things in life – skating, sleeping and food. So, naturally when we asked her what she would like to receive from a sponsor, the answer sounded good:

A nice plate of scrambled eggs with smoked salmon please

If any attendees fancy bringing this along for her on the day, I am sure she would be most grateful! If for some reason you haven’t already bought a ticket, here is the link. It’s 8 hours of roller derby lessons from the best coaches ever, followed by an amazing afterparty! THE BEST DAY EVER!!

 

Featured Official: emKa!

April 15th, 2015

April’s featured official is… emKa!

emKa is one of our crossover members – not only does she skate, but she also is a very dedicated NSO. Here she tells us a bit about working in a dual role position.

Joined ARRG in: I went to the taster session in November 2013 and than started FM in January 2014 (that was a very long 2 months to wait for FM to start!).

Role in ARRG: skater and dedicated NSO (also First Aider and friendly face).

Favourite Position to Officiate: I don’t really have one favourite I’d stick to. I like to work on different positions as it keeps you on top of things and is good to work with different officials. I did Jam Timing recently and I really enjoyed it! I also like to work infield as it keeps me non-stop focused and I like to be in the middle of the action (that may be my skater ego though).

Your Derby Story – Why Are You Here?: I heard about roller derby long time ago (not long after ARRG was born) but I joined few years later. I actually wanted to start track cycling! It’s a long story so if you want to know we can meet and talk.

Best Official-Related Advice: Keep your cool and know the rules. Like: ALL the rules. NSOs positions are equally important as Refs (especially now when NSOs can call the penalties) and you would have to face questions and be part of the official reviews so be ready for it!

What You Do For the League Aside From Officiating: I bake vegan cakes and cookies that you can taste when we put games on.I also talk and help injured and not-necessarily-injured people 🙂

Any Funny/Embarrassing Officiating Stories: It was my first or second public game to NSO – Home Season Final last year and I was Penalty Box Timer. WFTDA just changed the penalty time from 1 minute to 30 seconds in March but we were still timing 1 minute at scrimmage. So Friday night scrim I was Penalty Box Timing 1 minute and then the game was played along the new rules. And guess what? – in the first jam I timed Pope 1 minute. It was meant to be 30 seconds… I remember that the official review took long but to me it felt like light years! (it was a SEASON FINAL = massive audience) I learned my lesson – it is good to admit that you made a mistake and fix it asap!

Derby Hero: a lot!!! every single person that tries hard and is able to overcome weaknesses and can persistently push forward to get better and stronger.

What do you do outside of derby: I learn things, I work with people, and I cycle a lot 🙂

Fun Fact About You: I can change my accent while using English but I’m not able to do the same in Polish!

 

SOAK4 – Coach Announcement!

April 10th, 2015

That’s right – the School of ARRG Knocks is back, as you will know by now, and we are ready to announce our first coach – and this year we are staring off STRONG!

As you may have seen on the ticket sales site, we are super excited and very proud to welcome, all the way from Sydney Roller Derby League – the amazing, talented coach Deth Biffo!

For a bit of background, we asked her to give us the run-down on her skating experience and attributes.

I started Roller Derby in May 2011 with the Auld Reekie Roller Girls. Not long after I moved back to Australia and skated with Sydney Roller Derby League for 3 years, playing on home teams the D’Viants and the Brawling Bar Belles. I was a member of SRDL’s All Stars squad, the Assassins, from July 2012 onwards, and worked with them to a 4th place ranking at 2014’s The Great Southern Slam. I’ve played with SRDL against Victorian Roller Derby League, Canberra Roller Derby League, Perth Roller Derby, Rat City Roller Girls’ Grave Danger, Adelaide Roller Derby League and North Brisbane Rollers among others. I was co-chair of SRDL’s Training Committee in 2013/14, and a member of the NSW/ACT Vagine Regime team..

Whoa – that’s some serious credentials! But not only is Biffo an incredible coach, she’s also a triple threat skater, playing blocker, pivot and jammer. Sounds like she really knows her stuff. But would she survive the HungARRG Games? We asked her to describe what her main skill, or strength would be if she were selected as Tribute?

Maybe butt punching, or a blocking move I call the huntsman sandwich.

If you are as intrigued as the rest of us as to what the hell a huntsman sandwich is, I guess we’ll find out at SOAK4!

When we were chatting to Biffo about the day, we mentioned that there will be, in true Hunger Games style, sponsors, who will be watching the tributes and can send in items to help them on their way. We asked her, what one item would you want your sponsors to send in to the arena to help you skate better? Her response did not disappoint.

The one item that would up my game in the arena is… leopard tights. For disguise purposes, or something.

So, presumably you are super excited and, if for some reason you haven’t already bought a ticket, here is the link. As always, there will be everything that goes along with the infamous SOAK bootcamps – from special attendee only merch, to hilarious themed activities, but most of all, it’s 8 hours of roller derby lessons from the best coaches in Scotland (and Australia!). Saturday’s don’t get much better than that.

 

 

 

 

A Big Thank You to Our ARRG Officials!

April 5th, 2015

There aren’t words to explain how we at ARRG feel about our lovely officials. Without them, we would be lost. They keep us informed, help us play safely, and do so while looking look oh-so-dashing in their uniforms. So, to hear that so many of our dedicated ARRG flamingos and zebras have become UKRDA affiliated is fantastic news.

After an in-depth review process, including completing an application, obtaining league references and providing a full game history, Blind Io, Mags Payne, Denominator, Kirds ‘n’ Slay and Caboose have been granted affiliation with the UKRDA. This means having direct input on the issues which face members of UKRDA, particularly on the officials side of things. They will be able to play their part in shaping the future of roller derby in the UK. They also now join the ranks of the UKRDA officials network and have access to the wealth of knowledge and experience of the nation.

We are so proud, and so excited – Our officials are definitely ARRGcore!

Photo Credit © Graeme D Duncan, November 2014, Thistles Vs. Windsor

Featured Skater: Temple of Doom #1649!

April 1st, 2015

April’s skater of the month comes in a couple of days late, because she’s only been away playing with the All Stars in a tournament in Berlin! It’s the incredible Temple of Doom.

Doom is an All Star Skater, a Board member and a generally amazing guy. She has a cracking sense of humour, is insanely calm on track and hits like a truck. She blocks and jams, and generally is just an insanely good derby player. She’s also just super fun to hang out with, and a really great, supportive team-mate.

Joined ARRG in:

July 2012

Role in ARRG:

I played on all of the Reserves games in the last season, and have been the sub for the All Stars’ last few games in London and Berlin.

Playing on the Reserves over the last year has been amazing. We’ve played some really challenging teams, but that has helped me to experience tough, competitive play and to do my best to meet that.

Being sub for the London and Berlin games has been amazing too. Subs train and scrimmage with their travel team, even though they won’t necessarily play on the day. Scrimming with the All Stars has really helped me to see where I need to work on my game, and to begin to raise the bar in terms of playing harder and faster. Going to Berlin, and playing two very different and challenging away games was just SO GOOD. Having trained with the team a bunch already I didn’t feel like a total imposter on the day, which meant that I was able to focus on the games themselves. Although it happens sometimes, I wouldn’t ever wish as a sub that someone else who’s on the team wouldn’t be able to play on the day. Being a sub for a few games has definitely been a really fun, positive experience both when I played and when I didn’t 🙂

Favourite Position to Play:

Defensive blocking is my fave position on track. Maybe it’s just because it’s the most straight forward in terms of tactics so, in the midst of the on-track madness I can just cling on to: OTHER JAMMER! STOP THEM whilst everything else is swirling around me.

I’m also really wanting to work on my offensive play, and to be a better pivot / communicator on track. Being quite a calm person, sometimes I think I need to do roles that are challenging and a bit scary and actually get my adrenaline levels up a bit.

Your Derby Story – Why Are you Here?:

I quite wanted find a team sport, and I heard of roller derby years before I joined the league and thought it sounded cool. But I thought you HAD to dress up in spangly hot pants and fishnets and I would have been more at home in a potato sack, so I was like ‘no way.’ Then in 2012, someone (maybe Popé?) was like ‘you know you don’t have to wear spangly hotpants’ and I was like, ‘oh okay’ and joined the next Fresh Meat, and the rest is a relatively short amount of history.

I have always been pretty fit and active, but I never would have seen myself as a sporty person, or someone who could wear lycra in front of people, and playing a sport which has space for such diversity in terms of body types has been great for my confidence.

Best Derby-Related Advice:

I think about the mental side of roller derby a lot. Our bodies obviously have their limits, but I think it’s our brains and our emotional states and our confidence that limit us, often long before we hit our physical limits well, that is true for me anyway.

I think I often worry I’ll look stupid trying out a thing I don’t feel comfortable doing, and that everyone will laugh at me or think I’m stupid or something and this feeling definitely does hold me back sometimes. But what I try to remember is that:

1.) I am playing a sport where accidental boob-grabs, clothing removing t-shirt whips, getting mashed into other people’s armpits and getting embroiled in green hall-dividing curtains are relatively routine occurrences. There is no room for shame in that picture or we’d all be embarrassed most of the time. So I guess I might as well get on with it and give new things a go, because we all look pretty daft on a regular basis, and we keep coming back.

2.) Derby is a pretty complicated game with more than a handful of rules, and some technical skills to be thinking about. The skaters around me are probably mainly trying to focus on that stuff (I know I am) rather than wasting time judging other people. And if they are judging other people, they’re probably impeding their own progress anyway, so ha.

So yeah. My advice is just to go for it and try stuff – because you will get better. Don’t compare yourself to other people and go at your own pace.

What you Do for the League Aside from Skating:

I am one of two Co-Chairs of ARRG’s Board of Directors.  I am also one of two Fresh Meat Mins coordinators: doing the paperwork and letting people know whether they’ve passed.

Any Funny/Embarrassing Derby Stories:

During the referendum campaign, STV came to interview some ARRG members for their opinions on the subject for a piece on the referendum, women and sport. As interviews happened in the foreground, the rest of us were scrimmaging in the background. At one point I got blocked off the track and into one of those hall dividing nets, which was bundled up at one side. In my flailing track exit, I became bundled up and trapped in the net, clearly in the background of a camera shot to be aired on national television.

I don’t know if it did ever get aired, but I can’t escape the feeling that somewhere there is footage of me in lycra and rollerskates enmeshed in a green net curtain flailing to escape… and I can’t quite shake the idea that it may yet make it onto a television screen one day in some kind of sporting out-takes reel. Oh well.

Derby Hero:

I don’t tend to follow it as a wider sport in a big way… ARRG takes up enough of my head already, and I am not really one for big names and idols anyway. Everyone I skate with are my heroes. I see people who are pushing themselves, taking chances and redefining who they are all around me all the time- and that’s amazing.

What Do you Do Outside of Derby:

In my day job, I co-run a wholefood co-operative with four other people. It’s a pretty hands on place to work, and often find myself lifting 25kg sacks chickpeas and / or lentils above my head… that’s like the gym, right?? I am also a very nearly qualified trainee counsellor.

I love my ‘freedom machine’ of a bike and use this to get about between my various activities. And there isn’t really any time for anything else other than skating to be honest 🙂

Fun Fact About you:

For a brief period in 2009 I lived in a tree. Loved that tree. Quite like my house too though…

Photo courtesy of Neil Wykes http://www.neilwykesphotography.co.uk/

First Fresh Meat of 2015!

March 24th, 2015

On Sunday 22nd March, we were very excited to welcome along our very first batch of Fresh Meat for 2015. We love fresh meat Sundays, but this time was extra special. It was the first one of the year, and we had so many new faces coming along to start their roller derby journey with ARRG. People start roller derby for so many reasons, whether it is for fitness, to make new friends, to get into a team sport, but our favourite quote of the day was probably this one;

I came today because I wanted to do something recreational that wasn’t just ‘watching supernatural’.

The new guys arrived, with excited trepidation, and looked increasingly nervous as we gave them their waivers to sign. We had a whole crew of skaters ready to welcome them along, and once they were all in, it was time to kit up.

Crazylegs led the session, and they started off as always with a good old off skates warm up. Once everyone had stretched, it was time for skates on. Crazylegs gave everyone a chat about safety, fitness and the very basics of roller derby, and then, they were off!

The first drill was a huge success – everyone was so amazing! Some people take longer than others to get comfortable on skates, that’s totally natural, but this group were pretty outstanding. It was so exciting to see everyone develop – especially the people who started out a bit shaky at the beginning, and by the end of the session were skating around like they’d been doing it for years! 

Crazylegs taught everyone some basics; skating stride, stance, stops and falls, and then after a good bit of practice, everyone was looking so confident that it was time for a game of Hot Dog Tag. On the first session! Everyone played really well and it was so much fun watching everyone get really into the game and look more and more confident on their skates. One fresh meat said:

I found T-stops really hard, but after a while I became quite good at them. I enjoyed that. And knee slides are really fun!

Once the session was over, we took a nice long stretch – those muscles will have been sore yesterday! – and then we all went off to the pub to get to know each other a bit better.  We discussed goals, and achievements, and there were so many people with so many goals, it was just inspirational.

I want to get fast enough so I can skate 25 laps in 5 minutes. I also want to pass soon because I am worried someone else will take the derby name I want!

We are super excited at all the new guys who have taken the first step and begun their journey with us. Everyone remembers their first day, and it’s just amazing what you can achieve in a short time. This time next year, some of these new guys will be playing on our travel teams! We can’t wait to watch everyone progress, and start skating with them!

See you next week guys!

Featured Official: Denominator

March 15th, 2015

Skate official Our featured official this month is Denominator! Denom is one of our very own home-grown refs, and we are so excited that he has been selected to be Head Ref for the first ever British Championships Local North division! Well done Denom – we’ll all be there to cheer you on!
Joined ARRG in:

Fresh Meat Class of July 2012

Role in ARRG:

On-skates Official

Favourite Position to Officiate:

My favourite is Outside Pack Referee.  You need to watch so much of what is going on within the pack, what’s happening to the jammer as they’re coming through and watching out for pack definition to help assist the IPRs.  You need a high level of rules knowledge and some good skate skills.  Most recently however I’ve been enjoying it a lot of more at the Rear (of the pack).

Your Derby Story – Why Are You Here?:

My friend (Admiral Attackbar) had been a member of ARRG for a while and had been telling me they were looking for referees. I was keen to pick up a sport to become involved in and after reading about it I decided the Roller Derby community was a place I could fit in.

I first put on a pair of skates at a Jackey’s training afternoon – and even though I feel flat on my azz all the time I was hooked. I was trained by the wonderful coaches at ARRG to skate. There are rumours that for the longest time I could only push using my right foot but these are totally unfounded and not true.  Once through Fresh Meat I began my ref training with the Officials crew.

My first time refereeing was at a Bairn City Rollers bout.  I was OPR and I remember making one call and being VERY nervous.

I continue to be involved with Officiating as it’s such an amazing part of Roller Derby.  I have a great roller derby family I enjoy spending a lot of time with, and I am constantly being challenged to learn more and push myself.

Best Official-Related Advice:

Read the rules and never be afraid to make mistakes!  If someone questions your penalty, don’t take it personally and use it as a way to verbally justify your call. If it turns out you made an error you learn from that and move on.

What You Do for the League Aside from Officiating:

I help to make our league fabulous!

I am also a member of the Training and Progression committee where I mostly work with Referee Development.

Any Funny/Embarrassing Officiating Stories:

Apparently people in other countries think it’s funny when I call “out of play” or “out of bounds” penalties…this was particularly evident in Australia when I heard the crowd laughing.

Derby Hero:

When I grow up I want to be as amazing as Righteous Oxide from Dundee Roller Girls.  He has this very calming presence at games.

What Do You Do Outside of Derby:

Mostly I teach. But I’ve found myself focusing on my own personal fitness and attending the gym lots. #allaboutthosegains

I also watch a lot of Ru Paul’s Drag Race…A LOT!

Fun Fact About You:

I own a whistle of every colour…and I can now skate with both feet.

All Star Reserves End Season on a High

March 3rd, 2015

It’s been a year of ups and downs, wins and losses, comings and goings, but The Auld Reekie Roller Girls All Star Reserves played their last game of the season on Saturday, and what a game to end on.

They took on Cambridge, and were pretty excited to take the Oxbridge double after beating Oxford in January. However, Cambridge Rollerbillies were a tough bunch, and took an early lead which ARRG never recovered. Cambridge took the win, but it was a well fought game from both sides, and the ARRG Reserves were proud of their achievement.

Vice Captain Princess Die said

We knew this was going to be a tough game, but we were in good spirits going in and we played well, and fought hard for every single point we scored. We had two new players on the team for this game, Pummela and Trojan Virus and they both played incredibly well – we are so proud of them. We are really excited now to get into training and see what we can do next season.

The All Star Reserves team is a naturally more fluid one; new skaters come up the ranks and join the team, veteran players develop and move up to playing All Star games, and ex-reserve skaters return from time off for injury (or babies!) so there have been a lot of skaters on the team over the past year. The Reserves bench coach, Pope John Brawl, held a lovely little ceremony at the end of the game honouring all the past Captains, and the occasion was marked with a special photo shoot with the amazing Neil Wykes featuring all the past skaters. We also had a special range of merchandise created to mark the occasion by the amazing Interplanetary Print Syndicate, which has kitted us out in beautiful custom ARRG clothing!

It truly has been an amazing year for the Reserves, and it’s straight back to training now in preparation for the upcoming season. Keep an eye out for them though, as they are looking at a special off-season game in a few months, and they will be back as always to play in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival on 8th August, this time in a super exciting game as they do the Derby Derby and take on Glasgow!

 

All photographs copyrighted to Neil Wkyes Photography