Merry Christmas from ARRG!
December 24th, 2013‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the club…
Not a Spokesy was working, for they’ve head to the pub.
Their skates were all hung by the laces with care…
In hopes that the Home Season would soon be there.
The Thistles and Belles were snuggled up in their beds…
Whiles visions of power jams danced in their heads…
And Cider with her wisdom… and Stitches her notes…
Figuring out when to haggis, or capture the goats.
The wheels were all cleaned, the bearings were polished…
Soon off to the Auld Hoose where nachos are demolished.
When out on the track there arose such a clatter…
The entire league headed over to see what’s the matter.
A festive Christmas Scrimmage had only just begun…
Everyone is invited to join in the fun!
With Christmas nearly upon us, please don’t forget…
All the beers and mince pies you are soon to regret!
St Derby would no doubt just like to remind…
Next season will be here in very little time!
“Now SQUAT! Now LUNGE! Now SIT-UP or PLANK! On SKATES or OFF SKATES on BIKE or on FOOT! To the top of the staircase… to the top of the hall! Now exercise, exercise, EXERCISE ALL!”
St Derby sprang from her sofa, and gave the league four sharp whistles…
She woke up everyone, even the Belles and the Thistles…
I heard her exclaim, as she rolled out of sight…
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO A GOOD NIGHT!’
(original by Clement Moore; made BETTER by Bulletproof-Glass)


